Over Our Dead Bodies:: Undertakers Lift the Lid - Ken McKenzie, Todd Harra Audiobook
Language: EnglishKeywords:
Biography
Humor
Memoir
Non-Fiction
Shared by:Hetaira
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Read by Gregory St. John, Brian Troxell, Reay Kaplan
Format: MP3
Unabridged
Not knowing what to do, I sat on the church steps and waited. As the gravity of my failure began to well up in me, I began to cry. . .
I Had Lost The Hearse!
Funerals and the all the things that accompany them are traditionally somber, contemplative events in which the bereaved look to their undertaker to guide them through that most difficult of times.
Of course, sometimes tradition gets thrown under the bus.
From a dysfunctional family who turn their mother’s wake into a full-blown riot, to funeral crashers looking for free meals, to a horse-drawn hearse taking the dearly departed for the ride of their afterlife, these accounts from actual undertakers will have you laughing, thinking, and gasping in disbelief. A literal graveyard of wild coincidences, slapstick humor, and touching moments, Over Our Dead Bodies explores the lighter side of the dead, the living, and the lone undertaker who has to make it all go as planned–even if it doesn’t.
Praise for Mortuary Confidential
“Curious, wildly honest stories that need to be told, but just not at the dinner table.” –Dana Kollmann, author of Never Suck a Dead Man’s Hand
“As unpredictable and lively as a bunch of drunks at a New Orleans funeral.” –Joe R. Lansdale
“Sick, funny, and brilliant! I love this book.”–Jonathan Maberry, multiple Bram Stoker Award-winning author of They Bite! and Rot & Ruin
“These true mortuary tales are poignant–and suddenly, gaspingly, in-your-face funny.” –Booklist
Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
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This post has 5 comments
April 16th, 2015
Just a head’s up. I take forever to upload audiobooks. It can take up to a few days for the file to be completely uploaded into the interwebs.
Our upload rate is set very low, so I can keep it up 24/7 while I kill other players in Tamriel and the other people in my house can watch movies and whatnot.
I enjoy sharing my own collection of audiobooks, but it hurts my feels when people complain that they aren’t being instantly gratified rapidly enough.
I am a sensitive soul.
April 16th, 2015
Hetaira, please try to ignore the nasty comments of the many ungrateful people out there that are getting something for nothing. If they don’t like the speed, too bad, they shouldn’t bother downloading it and go pay for it instead.
Thanks a lot for this book!
April 16th, 2015
Indeed. I may still make fun of your strange bathroom habits, and your weird looking feet, but I would not insult your slow uploads.
April 29th, 2015
I just want to thank you - this book was wonderful, made me laugh, cry & want a calendar! Thanks :)
May 4th, 2015
If you have any more audiobooks on this theme I’d really appreciate it. Haven’t listened to this one yet but I will real soon.
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