Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns); Why Not Me? (Mindy Kaling Autobiographies) - Mindy Kaling Audiobook

Written by Mindy Kaling
Read by Mindy Kaling
Format: MP3
Bitrate: 48 Kbps
Unabridged

Mindy Kaling does a better job of telling her stories than I ever could in any summary. If you enjoy her work on The Office or The Mindy Project, download these books. They’re well worth your time.

Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns):

Mindy Kaling has lived many lives: the obedient child of immigrant professionals, a timid chubster afraid of her own bike, a Ben Affleck–impersonating Off-Broadway performer and playwright, and, finally, a comedy writer and actress prone to starting fights with her friends and coworkers with the sentence “Can I just say one last thing about this, and then I swear I’ll shut up about it?”

Perhaps you want to know what Mindy thinks makes a great best friend (someone who will fill your prescription in the middle of the night), or what makes a great guy (one who is aware of all elderly people in any room at any time and acts accordingly), or what is the perfect amount of fame (so famous you can never get convicted of murder in a court of law), or how to maintain a trim figure (you will not find that information in these pages). If so, you’ve come to the right book, mostly!

In Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me?, Mindy invites readers on a tour of her life and her unscientific observations on romance, friendship, and Hollywood, with several conveniently placed stopping points for you to run errands and make phone calls. Mindy Kaling really is just a Girl Next Door—not so much literally anywhere in the continental United States, but definitely if you live in India or Sri Lanka.

Why Not Me?:

In Why Not Me? Kaling shares her ongoing journey to find contentment and excitement in her adult life, whether it’s falling in love at work, seeking new friendships in lonely places, attempting to be the first person in history to lose weight without any behavior modification whatsoever, or, most important, believing that you have a place in Hollywood when you’re constantly reminded that no one looks like you.

In “How to Look Spectacular: A Starlet’s Confessions”, Kaling gives her tongue-in-cheek secrets for surefire on-camera beauty (”Your natural hair color may be appropriate for your skin tone, but this isn’t the land of appropriate - this is Hollywood, baby. Out here, a dark-skinned woman’s traditional hair color is honey blonde”). “Player” tells the story of Kaling being seduced and dumped by a female friend in LA (”I had been replaced by a younger model. And now they had matching bangs”). In “Unlikely Leading Lady”, she muses on America’s fixation with the weight of actresses (”Most women we see onscreen are either so thin that they’re walking clavicles or so huge that their only scenes involve them breaking furniture”). And in “Soup Snakes”, Kaling spills some secrets on her relationship with her ex-boyfriend and close friend B. J. Novak (”I will freely admit: my relationship with B. J. Novak is weird as hell”).

Mindy turns the anxieties, the glamour, and the celebrations of her second coming of age into a laugh-out-loud funny collection of essays that anyone who’s ever been at a turning point in their life or career can relate to. And those who’ve never been at a turning point can skip to the parts where she talks about meeting Bradley Cooper.