Chocolate, Please: My Adventures in Food, Fat, and Freaks - Lisa Lampanelli Audiobook

Written by Lisa Lampanelli
Read by Lisa Lampanelli
Format: MP3
Bitrate: 96 Kbps
Unabridged

As one of America’s hottest female comedians, Lisa Lampanelli has earned critical acclaim across the country for her no-holds-barred style and ability to make people laugh at their own stereotypes and differences.
Now, from the gutter-mouth comedienne who “talks like a truck driver but resembles a ’50s housewife” (New York Times) comes her over-the-top, laugh-out-loud memoir, Chocolate, Please.

Often described as “a cross between Don Rickles, Archie Bunker, and a vial of estrogen”, Lampanelli has an opinion on every subject under the sun, and she happily dishes on nearly everything - from why all white women should date black men, to the virtues of codependency, to how to turn a stick of butter into parental love and attention - and offers her dangerously hilarious “Rules to Live By”, delightedly skewering all topics with equal fervor, herself included.